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supremebeyonce:

twerkynacho:

twerkynacho:

dreamwurks:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

mandatory update:

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these are the best

but wait there’s more

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don’t stop this is great 

He’s such an imbecile.

(via krazymskatie)

linear-relationships:

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

(via anna-banana-fofana)

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

(via ashighasalways)

spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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(via stepp3nwolf)

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

(via ashighasalways)

My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.

(via angelaroseee)

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

(via smokesomemary-jane)

aleaula:

tahitea:

ohmonroe:

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash

love this

they caused a car crash

aleaula:

tahitea:

ohmonroe:

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash

love this

they caused a car crash

(via smokesomemary-jane)

ruinedchildhood:

Me receiving anon hate

ruinedchildhood:

Me receiving anon hate